Ye Meri Life Hai!

Here is the conversation I had with Chirag, yesterday, the funny one. First we had a fight on who is most popular on Internet/World. Then as usual he ask for Party

Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:25:50 PM): http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=chiragmehta&FORM=QBRE
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:25:50 PM): chk this
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:25:52 PM): mys ite on
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:25:56 PM): TOP
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:25:58 PM): so …..
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:26:06 PM): chk it
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:26:09 PM): <sensored *****>
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:26:11 PM): seatch for ‘ankit’ on msn then ankitjain
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:26:22 PM): why shld i
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:26:25 PM): give space in your name
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:26:38 PM): sorry
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:26:43 PM): ther are more chirag then ankit in this world
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:27:37 PM): http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=chiragmehta&FORM=QBRE
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:27:50 PM): chk the link u will find my site on
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:29:14 PM): ok.. but "there r more ankit’s on internet than "chirag"
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:29:24 PM): u chk tht
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:29:34 PM): let’s have google fight
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:29:42 PM): ok
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:29:49 PM): give me the link
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:30:12 PM): http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=ankit&word2=chirag
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:30:17 PM): i am winner
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:30:20 PM): <:-P
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:30:25 PM): <:-P
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:30:35 PM): <:-P <:-P <:-P <:-P <:-P
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:30:48 PM): <sensored *****> ‘
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:30:50 PM): i told the same
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:31:09 PM): u told in this world , i told on internet
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:31:25 PM): ok
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:31:27 PM): <sensored *u*t*> ……… <sensored k*m*n*>
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:31:28 PM): swami ji
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:31:33 PM):
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:31:36 PM): party ki iye hum log tayar hai
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:31:37 PM):
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:31:52 PM): "hum" << who r threre???
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:32:00 PM):
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:06 PM): i himanshu parth vishal
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:06 PM): savan
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:10 PM): neerav
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:15 PM): pallav
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:16 PM): mitka
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:18 PM): jasmin
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:21 PM): any more
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:32:21 PM): wait…….. party cancelled
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:26 PM): i and himanshu only
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:32:26 PM): i am not comming ..
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:30 PM): <sensored *u*t*>
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:34 PM): darr gaya
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:32:35 PM): am cencellating my tickes…..
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:32:36 PM): i waskidding
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:35:29 PM): so , we had a good fight abt ‘ankit’ & ‘chirag’ ~ isn;t it??
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:35:41 PM): pls send link again
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:35:44 PM): search ‘ankit’ on msn
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:35:46 PM): again
Chirag Mehta (9/29/2005 5:35:49 PM): i have still to chk
Ankit (9/29/2005 5:35:44 PM): bye……

 - Ankit

Question to God:"What surprises you most about mankind?

And God answered:

"That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live neither for the present nor the future. That they live as if they will never die, and they die as if they had never lived…"

Are you tired of registering to the websites which allows access only after registration. Fortunately there is an easy way around this annoying violation of your privacy.

Steps

1. Find/Goto a website that has compulsory registration such as the New York Times or Los Angeles Times.
2. Open a new browser window and enter BugMeNot.com.
3. Copy and paste the URL of the restricted website into Bug Me Not.
4. Press return and it will provide a user name and password which will allow you free access to the restricted website.
5. Copy and paste the user name and password into the login field on the website you wish to view. And it’s done.

If the displayed username & password do not work click on "THIS LOGIN DIDN’T WORK", and it willshow u another login details. Try this for New York Times. I tried for Indiatimes and it worked. 

- ANkit 

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:

I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son:

I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Sunita, and I’m not saying that you do not’ sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow…

Love,

Mom.

Lesson of the day: Don’t Lie to Your Mother………..especially if she is Indian !

Hi,

I joined Persistent Sys, Pune, on Monday, July 12th , 2005. I was new to Pune, and it was mine second trip to pune. The first one was for Interview in Jan’2005. We had trainning for a month and then allocated to mini projects.

The tutor for C#.NET trainning, Ravi Tambde from Seed Infotech, Pune, who inspired me for doing some thing different/new in this Software Industry . . . . . . . . .

Lots of new Friends; Maryann, Brihadish, Mohit, Farhana, Ashish, …………. then at Work i have Kiran Marke, Mahesh Lambe,

Ankit Jain

(ankitasdeveloper)

Sweet poem for a Friend 

1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U,

3+2=5sense missing U,

4+3=7days thinking of U,

5+7=12months dreaming abt U

but 99+1=100years i need a sweet friend like U………………..

No word is as beautiful as friend,and no friend is as wonderful as U,

a friend is sweet when its new,its sweeter when its true,its sweetest when it is U.

 Source : Ankit < Maryann < Brihadish < Ravi (USA) < ….

 Ankit Jain

Watch this flash . It shows how smoking leads to War.

Source :  fun.drno.de

Yahoo came with latest release of Messenger 7 with voice, but I have observed following disadvantages of this version:-

1. Late notification of some buddy signing in or out.

2. Late notification of whether the other party is typing.

3. The most important fact is that use of UP/DOWN arrow keys is disabled. and I cannot work without that. 

Yahoo should understand the accessibility of users and enhence in next version.

If you want to switch to version 6, then it is available here.