Ankit Jain

talk is cheap
SHOW
me ur
CODE

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copy and paste doesn’t create bad code.
Bad programmers create bad code.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

If it’s not on the net, it’s not on Earth.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

I don’t write comments.
If it’s hard to write, it must be hard to understand !

Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead

Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken

It’s not bogus, it’s an IBM standard.

- Esther Filderman

“computing industry is the only industry more fashion driven than woman’s fashion”
- Larry Ellison

you are looking at
GEEK GOD

गूगल मेहरबान तो गधा पहलवान

when god left bugs in me, how can my software be perfect

hardware is cheap, and programmers are expensive

I am a typists first, Programmer second

my previous BOSS fired me.
he found me using GOTO in code.

don’t fall in love with your code, because then you start ignoring mistakes!

you gotta risk it to get the biscuit

I love deadlines.
I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
- Douglas Adams

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