feeling geeky? here are a few t-shirt quotes for you
talk is cheap
free the WEB
copy and paste doesn’t create bad code.
Bad programmers create bad code.
I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
If it’s not on the net, it’s not on Earth.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
I don’t write comments.
If it’s hard to write, it must be hard to understand !
Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.
There is no place like 127.0.0.1
You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken
It’s not bogus, it’s an IBM standard.
- Esther Filderman
“computing industry is the only industry more fashion driven than woman’s fashion”
- Larry Ellison
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गूगल मेहरबान तो गधा पहलवान
when god left bugs in me, how can my software be perfect
I am a typists first, Programmer second
my previous BOSS fired me.
he found me using GOTO in code.
don’t fall in love with your code, because then you start ignoring mistakes!
you gotta risk it to get the biscuit
I love deadlines.
I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
- Douglas Adams
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