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Brand Ka Band Bajao

Ankit — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:44:44 +0000

Yah, you read it right. Brand ka band bajao. Look at following small scale Gola business running in Bombay*.

They claim to be world’s cleanest Gola made from mineral water ice! Reach them at Fun Republic, Andheri. You may also like to visit their official website Go Gola.com or check out Go-gola at flickr.

*Bombay is the old name for the city Mumbai, India.

Stop and Think

Ankit — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:33:11 +0000

STOPandTHINK – Talking Head

Fear of Growing Up

Best Geek Quotes

Ankit — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:49:56 +0000

feeling geeky? here are a few t-shirt quotes for you

talk is cheap
SHOW
me ur
CODE

browse me..
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free the WEB

copy and paste doesn’t create bad code.
Bad programmers create bad code.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

If it’s not on the net, it’s not on Earth.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

I don’t write comments.
If it’s hard to write, it must be hard to understand !

Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead

Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken

It’s not bogus, it’s an IBM standard.

- Esther Filderman

“computing industry is the only industry more fashion driven than woman’s fashion”
- Larry Ellison

you are looking at
GEEK GOD

My quotes:

गूगल मेहरबान तो गधा पहलवान

when god left bugs in me, how can my software be perfect

hardware is cheap, and programmers are expensive

I am a typists first, Programmer second

my previous BOSS fired me.
he found me using GOTO in code.

Few others:

you gotta risk it to get the biscuit

I love deadlines.
I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
- Douglas Adams

Notation:
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For Geeks: Watch YouTube on TV !

Ankit — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:16:39 +0000

Have you ever wanted to feel so comfortable to watch YouTube videos on TV using a remote control?
Here is how!

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

This is an April Fool’s joke and you became vitcim
Ha..ha..that’s funny right?? Hope you enjoyed.

Source: IgnacioPilotto
- ankit

Credit Crisis : Visualized

Ankit — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:41:58 +0000

What is Credit Crisis and what happened actually? Well explained in following video:

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis.

In case you wanna download the HD clip, copy and paste following url into address bar:
http://vimeo.com/moogaloop/play/clip:3261363/3a0cd43088277de43b5e3e3982d1fde7/1240572600/?q=hd

Bathing… What’s the big deal?

Ankit — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:30:34 +0000

Disclaimer: This is a true story, names has been changed to protect privacy. It’s a stupid thought, and you are advised to read at your own risk!

Neo: Yaarr, aaj toh nahana hai
G9: then what’s the big deal man?

You should ask this question to one who takes bath, ya actually a Bath. Well everyone does, so what’s the big deal in this?

There are two kinda ppl in this world (your views are invited). First category belongs to those who take bath without knowing the fact they are having a bath. They just wake up in morning and head to bathroom, get shower and done. This is common routine for them, and perhaps they forget to enjoy those precious moments!!!

People in second category (where I fall) plan for bath well in advance, which day and what time. This is the time when they surrender by the odds for good health. Here is how it goes.

The battle begins: First they make their mindset, and then head for the battle ground. The man gets out of his room, holding ultimate weapons (bucket and jug ) and a shield.

The first jug: I cannot forget that first jug of water. No matter how strong determination you have, you think twice at that moment. Once you get started then it’s a free dip into the ocean, where you are alone and enjoying. You enjoy every drop of hot water and hate to stop. And finally the delight – yes, I’ve done it.

Aftermath: Thank god! Now no need for bath for next 2-3 days (or a week/month for few).

So, when temperature outside is 10*C, you have to move your body out of your room to find available bathroom, take bath, walk back to your room through an open space, and when there is no direct sunshine, It’s a big deal !

Your experiences are also invited.

- ankit
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When Matrix runs on Windows!!

Ankit — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:41:03 +0000

this is interesting …

Take the red pill, get the blue screen!

ha ha.. nice humor.

My Blog is Worth…

Ankit — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 14:26:07 +0000

My blog is worth $3,951.78.
How much is your blog worth?

Updates:

Date	Amount
2006-11-22	$2,258.16
2006-12-14	$3,951.78
2007-01-23	$2,258.16
2007-03-07	$3,951.78

The Don Comedy

Ankit — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:00:38 +0000

Making of DON @ The Comedy Show

An Inside Look at Google!

Ankit — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:34:30 +0000

Google attracting employees!