Newton’s law of software engineering

Here is Newton’s contribution to Software Industry:   Law 1. Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager. Law 2. The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law 3. For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation. Bonus 🙂 Law 4 . Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from…

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4 Criminals problem : Logical Solution

Solve following : 4 criminals are caught and are to be punished. The Judge allows them to be freed if they can solve a puzzle. If they do not, they will be hung. They agreed.     The 4 criminals are lined up on some steps (shown in picture). They are all facing in the same direction. A wall seperates the fourth man from the other three. So to summarise :- Man 1 can see men 2 and 3. Man 2 can see man 3. Man 3 can see none of the others. Man 4 can see none of the…

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Quotations : Computers

The computing field is always in need of new cliches. – Alan Perlis Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done. – Andy Rooney (1919 – ) The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn’t get bigger or heavier. – Bill Gates (1955 – ), Business @ The Speed of ThoughtIf computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee — that will do them in. – Bradley’s Bromide…

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What God thinks about manking

Question to God:"What surprises you most about mankind? And God answered: "That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live neither for the present nor the future. That they live as if they will never die, and they die as if they had never lived…"

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Indian Mom

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I…

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Sweet poem for a Friend

Sweet poem for a Friend  1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U, 3+2=5sense missing U, 4+3=7days thinking of U, 5+7=12months dreaming abt U but 99+1=100years i need a sweet friend like U……………….. No word is as beautiful as friend,and no friend is as wonderful as U, a friend is sweet when its new,its sweeter when its true,its sweetest when it is U.  Source : Ankit < Maryann < Brihadish < Ravi (USA) < ….  Ankit Jain

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